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Sunday, 22 January 2017

DAY TWO OF THE LONGEST POEM IN THE WORLD

MY DREAM
In my dream, I was in a void
A deep yearning void
My arms weak and limp
My eyes pale and veiled
I felt the air within my lungs
And it longed for freedom
I could feel a cold arm
I could smell a musk breath
It smelt of stale liquor
The type a deadly pirate would-
Drown in rage and haste
Before placing a knife in another’s heart
I opened my lips to utter a cry
But fear choked my gasp back
The veil loomed on
My throat felt parched
Words escaped inaudible like dust
My faith felt suffocated
Under the gin soaked breath
Say something I dare you
Reveal yourself monster
The mystery was oppressive
The smell, the silence
This was horror like never before
Could this be my last breath?
Is this the fabled end?
Then with my last ounce of fortitude,
I burst open my heavy lids
And faced an empty ceiling
A mockery to my despair
A sound so horrible
It bothered my soul
For my fear had been that monster
Created to quell my humanity
And box what I ought
And my eyelids the veil
Closed like death’s garb
Seeking validity in terror
Lounging in the comfort of the lull


Saturday, 14 January 2017

DAH- The home of music and literature: THE LONGEST POEM IN THE WORLD

DAH- The home of music and literature: THE LONGEST POEM IN THE WORLD: Mark it in your calendar because today, you are part of making history. This is the first post of what will be the longest poem in the wo...

THE LONGEST POEM IN THE WORLD

Mark it in your calendar because today, you are part of making history.
This is the first post of what will be the longest poem in the world.
Remember this day when i receive the Guinness world record and even better be a part of the sequence that will lead to its achievement.

Remember when i said i was going to create a nerd's diary?
well here it is and even better, it is cloaked in the beautiful facade of a poem
ENJOY!

Diary of a Nigerian nerd
So much thoughts,
Nerds and glasses,
Geeks and their awful toys,
Ponders and wonders,
Overthinking it,
Superheroes and their weird powers,
Are these the theme?
One might be tempted to ask
Yes I do overthink things
And sometimes under think things
Sometimes I am the thought
Other times there are no thoughts
Then I am between thoughts
Or beside them, or under, or…
You see!
I am doing it again
But let me for a moment
Stop and stare at the roses
In my fate, I will poke nose
And tell my story
Of a genius self-claimed
A journey of thoughts
An experience riddled and punctuated
With life and her throes
Some pleasant, other surreal
Which is more I dare not speak
For faith, for truth
But each day suffix to tell a tale
Teach her lesson
And offer a hole into the dark cauldron
The tunnel of mysteries
That few dare to peek
And fewer get a glimpse
So gather around little ones
Children of the sun
Whose eyes are blinded in lust?
And peek with me into incertitude
That together we might find:
The lost elixir…
The unopened parchment…
The untold tale…
Of who we are and
Why life has kept us thus:
A windblown chaff?
A stunted old tree?
Or a shivering pine.

 FIRST THOUGHTS
Sometimes I like to stare
At stars, trees and waters
Oft I see nothing there
But nature in her pattern
Still I stay and stare
I pray, I yearn
To see, to hear
 A soothing voice like:
The crash of waters
The swirl of breeze
Who am I? I ask
This careful lump of clay
Whose thoughts are as diamonds?
I like to see of myself
A silver lined cloud
In a world riddled with murk
A jaunty gay rhythm
In a room plagued of requiems
A daring carefree lark
Singing in the midst of owls
But then time clicks and
And flicks her wand
And I am back again amongst thorns
Crushed by the weight of necessity
Drowned in routine and needs
Will I ever scale that hurdle?
The dark cloud that doth limit man
Only in death raised
Seconds before being shut
Forever in nirvana or hades
Where the story remains
Never told to clueless lifers
Whose days continues in oblivion
Thoughts twining thoughts
Till confusion births exasperation
And hope is shut in despair
Till fate becomes the enemy
And life loses her charm
Till the branch of a tree becomes home
Hanging another life
Another befuddled victim
In this race against time
This joke that never elicits laughter
They never told us at birth
When we cried and asked
Why we were called
From the lull of nothingness
Into this hub of rage
And then I fall into a deep sleep
And in my sleep, a deep dream
And in my dream, a deep ditch
And in that ditch, a mean witch
And in that witch, a cruel wish
And in that wish, death is deemed
As to deem and thread the seam
That I might never see
The things that I wish.
 Who am i?
What is that dream?


SPECIAL TREATS FOR YEAR 2017 FROM DAH MEDIA

Funny story.
So I just burnt down the house.
I was recently preparing a meal and got caught up with watching THE BIG BANG THEORY…
Unfortunately, I got too caught up and by the time my hunger pangs reminded me of what I had left on the gas cooker, what I saw is better called a burnt offering than a meal.
Okay, no problem, no biggie, I thought as I switched off the gas and proceeded to soak the sacred ritual with water.
Sulking at what seems to be my trademark for ignoring food in the fire, I returned back to my movie in the vain hope that all is fine.
I WAS DAMNED WRONG!
Few minutes later, I got the most house calls than I have ever had since I moved into the apartment.
One of them was the landlord.
I felt so embarrassed. The whole neighborhood must be talking about me I thought.
I have not lived in a house with so much neighbors in a long time and the idea of everyone talking about the careless new guy freaked me out.
PLUS MY FAVORITE POT WAS RUINED!
Then it occurred to me all of a sudden that I could order these things online.
I was skeptical at first, but after going online here: CHEAP ITEMS ONLINE, I was blown off my mind.
Well disaster solved. Time to move on to better things.
I have always thought of doing something special for you guys this 2017 and so here is the list of things I have planned for you guys.
1.    LONGEST POEM IN THE WORLD
2.    WEEKLY MUSIC TRENDS
3.    WRITING TIPS AND TRENDS
4.    FUN WITH THE STARS

5.    WHAT IS WHAT IN SOLUTIONS

NEW YEAR MESSAGE FROM MUSIC AND LITERARY CELEBRITIES IN NIGERIA


Happy New Year!
2016 was a splendid ride and had its memories.
But now all that is passed and we are now in a new dimension, a new beginning and a redefinition.
No doubt most of you have made up your New Year resolutions and plans. (If you haven’t, I advise you do that)
It is a good feeling to know that you are in charge of the boat as it row through the tidal waters of this New Year.
So well, this is from the most celebrated people in Nigeria: You reading this…
Happy New Year!
By the way, as a special treat from celebrities around Nigeria, I have been able to preserve for you guys some special treats that will spice up your new year and give you a head start
Visit this and enjoy your new year: NEW YEAR BONUSES



Saturday, 17 December 2016

THE SECRET TO A PERFECT CHRISTMAS

What was your Christmas like?

Do you remember those days when Christmas used to be the highlight of the year?

When you used to look forward to the nice and new clothes and great food.

So what happened to those exciting years of unforgettable Christmas celebrations?

I guess we might have lost that spirit of Christmas that was once the culture amongst both the young and the old.

So how about if I tell you that I have found the secret to having the perfect Christmas this year.

Well call me Santa or a magical elf, but I have found some magical tools that you can employ towards having a magical Christmas

  1. Travel to a nice place probably a new state, city, resort, country or anywhere nice. If you want great ideas on the best options available to you right now click on the travel stat banner by the side of this website because they have great and cheap travel options
  2. Do a bit of online shopping. Do you know that they are some great things online that can help spice up your Christmas. trust me there are... and I know this because I have just ordered some amazing things from Konga and they are awfully cheap too.  try this link for great discount CHEAP CHRISTMAS BONUSES
  3. Have a family reunion. You know one of the best ways to celebrate Christmas is being around family. sharing gifts under the Christmas tree and reminiscing about old times
  4. Go on a road trip. Yeah I know it might sounds ridiculous but this might be a great idea for young people or families with few numbers. The uncertainty involved and the adventure
  5. Rent a private lounge or book a hotel reservation and have a wild blast with your friends
  6. Most importantly, after all the fun and wilding out, do not forget the reason for the season: Jesus and pay respect to the celebrant of the day.